Don't Be A Girl About It.

No new messages; cry me a river,
I'll use your tears to clean my kitty litter,
You almost cared, but not enough,
You say life sucks, oh yeah, like you have it rough…

Pray to your God, he's your Father,
Your girlfriend acts just like your Mother,
I wonder if that's legal, you know what I mean?
I'll give you a prank call, maybe I'll scream…

You're an asshole, you two-faced clown,
I'm so happy you moved to the rival town,
Now I can cuss you out if we meet in the square,
Yeah life does suck, and no one said it was fair…